The 7 Year old is Funnier than Most Adults
So I had a massive hangover this morning, and I was talking to my daughter, who can hold a conversation on a level far higher than a lot of adults I know. The conversation went something like this:
Me: “My head is killing me.”
Daughter: “That’s what you get for getting drunk last night. You know better. The obvious solution to your problem is to just act like you don’t have a head. You might want to try not getting trashed anymore too.”
Me: “Wtf?” *blink*
Daughter: “You know I’m gonna be honest, so why are you blinking at me like that?”
Me: “Yeah, I know.”
I really have to start keeping records of the shit she says.