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I know it’s been a long ass time since I’ve written here, but I am seriously considering coming back to posting here. I miss writing, and that’s the only reason to be honest. Seeing as how me and the Man are no longer doing any lifestyle activities, and I’ve quit reviewing, I have no clue what I’ll write about, but that is entirely beside the point. I NEED TO GET IT OUT!!! So there ya go. Look for future posts.
I love dark gothic music, and there is no one better at that than Type O Negative. It breaks my heart when I hear their music now though. I just can’t believe such a beautiful man is gone. May he rest in peace.
So, here are a few pictures that I find erotic. Please note: All of these pictures are of me, and I do not appreciate anyone using them without permission. Just ask.
Now in all honesty, I really feel like this is not very fair. I mean, I only have an entire dresser full of toys. The cool thing is, so do most of my friends! I’m sure you’ll all totally understand exactly how difficult this decision will be for me, and even then I’m not sure I can narrow it down to just one, so this will probably be a list. As a matter of fact, let’s just do a top 5 list.
Here we go.
#5 Rechargeable Magic Wand Massager 2.0– Okay so this is a really awesome toy, and even though I do not have one, it’s probably very comparable to the hitachi, only it’s rechargeable! No cords, no batteries, and all the power you could dream of. This is my go to toy for a real quick fix, seein as how it can, and has on occasion, gotten me off in about 15 seconds flat!
#4 Club Vibe– Now I debated with myself long and hard about whether or not I even wanted this one on the list, but it’s just too cool for me to leave out. The Club Vibe offers 3 different modes of function (#1 manual, #2 mp3, and #3 ambient). By far the coolest one is ambient mode, where the sounds around you make this baby shake, rattle, and roll!
#3 Thrusting Jack Rabbit– When I first started reviewing, and growing my toy collection, I literally hated every single rabbit vibe I tried, and then this guy totally changed my mind. There’s just something about the way it fits my body. It’s mmmmm……good!
(note: The next two haven’t been reviewed yet, but they are just so damn awesome I couldn’t leave them off. I’m going to leave them short and sweet, so you can read the rest when the reviews get posted.)
#2 Triple Fling Vibe– All I can say, is this is just like the Thrusting Jack Rabbit, only better!
#1 Lucky 13- He’s thick, and he knows better than I do where my g-spot is! This may very well be the best toy I’ve ever had!
There you have it! Those are most awesomest toys I have. (Please note that my favorite toys change at will.)
Photo courtesy of Emmy
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The Rules – She squirmed in her chair as if impaled there by my finger slowly pushing in and out. “But I can tell you that on our third date, I want something a lot bigger than your finger in me.”
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Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationship
Adventures in Buttsex
Beginner Anal Positions
Jane Says: Take A2M Precautions
The Big Poly Secret – The Kreplit Famine
The P-Spot is the New Male Orgasm
Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery
What is Love?
“…is Hard to Do”
Dance of The Veil(Erotic Fiction Writing)
Erotica: A “Break In” – Fantasy pt1
Foreplay – An Erotic Beginning
In Plain Sight…
Just a Friend
Loki At Play
Lydia and the Wrong Stockings
Mike & Jenny In The Bookstore
On Fucking Jesus
The Ordeal (Part Three)
The Heat of the Moment
Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor
Kink & Fetish
A Drink and A Smoke
Day 1- Define Your Kinky Self
How To Find A Mistress
I’m Here, I’m Queer???
Kissing, is all
Punishment and an Ominous Chain
The Maid and the Jewels
the 2nd night with the Farmer
Total orgasmic destruction
What FetLife Has Done
I know this is all supposed to be very personal and intrusive, but I simply can not bring myself to share this particular request with you. Oh, it’s not you personally, but that’s a very deep, very dark part of me that I don’t even really share with Kris. So, in my opinion, that’s asking a little much. The title of this post should most definitely be: “Day 6-I’m Totally Blowing You Off!”
To say the least, I actually feel bad about it, I mean, you all take time out of your busy schedules just to read my blog, and here I am, telling you “Neener, Neener, boo, boo, I’m not telling you shit!”, seems kind of asshatish to me anyway. So, by all means, leave comments telling me just how crappy you think I am.
On the bright side, I promise to make up for it by posting something else today. Now, if I could just figure out what.
So, I’ve been turning this around in my head for a couple of days now, and honestly had no clue where to start or what to say. Then I somehow happened upon an old boyfriend from my high school days, and just decided to ask him. He knew me for a very long time before we dated, and I knew he had a crush on me, but somehow the cards just never fell correctly until the very end of high school. Looking back and discussing it with him today, I think we both realized there was definitely something more there, and we basically just blew it off. Of course, more than 10 years later there’s not a whole lot we can do about that. First of all, I’m very happily married to the man of my dreams, and second, well, he’s in Japan, which is way far away in case you didn’t know.
So, his response to “Hey Matt, was I kinky when we were dating?” was, “Yeah, there were definite undertones of kink, and I remember you saying dirty shit while we were fucking.” (I’m obviously paraphrasing here.) Apparently, he caught me at the time all my kink was becoming too much for me to hold in anymore, because I met my ex husband just a few weeks after we broke up. Believe me when I tell you, my kink definitely came out by at least age 18. Come to find out, Mr. Matt is the little kinky slut-man himself, and it’s just funny as hell that we are both so extreme in our kinks, and never really discussed it as a couple. Life works out funny sometimes, I guess.
To answer about my first kinky experience, well, that honor also goes to Matt! It was also one of the most embarrassing sex moments of my entire life as well. Matt’s mom was, well, we’ll just say, totally ok with whatever we were doing or wanted to do in the bedroom. She was very open with me, and she let us drink and have small parties. She was kinda cool, except that she always had a habit of knocking on the door, or worse yet, just walking right in while we were fucking! It was usually only mildly embarrassing, but this particular night Matt had me totally tied down to the bed, and he couldn’t really get up to answer the door, and he couldn’t get me untied either so she could come in. So, he did his best to cover me up, but it was painfully obvious she knew what was going on. However, as many horny young people, we sure as hell didn’t let that ruin the rest of the night.
It was fun catching up with an old flame today. We talked about life in general, what’s going on, and all the things we should have discussed when we had the chance(i.e. kink). I think it’s always fun catching up with people from your past, especially when you can come together and talk about things you couldn’t back then, for whatever reason. It’s funny how things could have been so different if you were never an idiot teenager. Nostalgia Rocks! Now, back to my real life, which is awesome.